Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy.
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.